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[18 Jul 2006|11:36am]
hatchelt
get rich paypal spam!Collapse )
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a jumpstart on the spam for all who are still at work today [01 Mar 2005|12:49am]

quasoior
TPS report

http://www.idiotwork.com/pages/tps.html
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[22 Feb 2005|09:44am]

frostedmessiah
It's going to be dead today.
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[16 Feb 2005|09:58am]

absolutelyvile
Gainesville, FL is a rather small and unassuming town. The college, the Cox, the biggest shopping plaza in the southeast: Gainesville has enough to offer its modest population.

But what about the low key crime rate? The bike theft ring? The cellphones and platinum cards that seem to slip from partygoers' purses? How does Gainesville's citizenry respond to this affront to decency and morality?

Ladies and Gentleman, I bring you The Spam Squad.
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[09 Feb 2005|09:43am]

absolutelyvile
A space aged street cleaning vehicle just passed the windows of Orange and Blue Textbooks. I wonder if the driver ever pictures himself as a spacr captain.
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[08 Feb 2005|08:10am]

frostedmessiah
So I couldn't find the eye cup for the eyewash stuff this morning, and consequently did not get to flush my eyes.

This means I have gunk floating around on my eyes in an uncomfortable manner.

FUCK YOU, PINKEYE.

I'm waiting to see what else is going to go wrong on my body, since it seems obvious that now I don't have insurance, everything that could possibly go wrong with me *is* going wrong with me.

FUCK YOU AMERICA AND YOUR NON-SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE.

I'm going to get a coffee.
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[07 Feb 2005|06:03pm]

absolutelyvile
6 pm and I am at work and will be here until 8. The good news? Moz is on the radio!
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Free Music (Don't tell the RIAA) [06 Feb 2005|10:03pm]

frostedmessiah
Alright, since I've modified it a bit, I am making my music server available to the general(ish) public.

And so, because I love and cherish my mornings with you fuckbags, point yer browers at http://toys.telestatic.net/ftp and grab what you want.

Merry Bloody Christmas.
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[02 Feb 2005|11:43am]

absolutelyvile
Poor Joe.
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[28 Jan 2005|01:56pm]

frostedmessiah
Alright, time to use this thing for personal gain.

Tell all your aspiring writer friends to visit Notepad!

Why?

Because if you don't, I'll break your kneecaps.
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What makes us the wang of America? [26 Jan 2005|09:57am]

absolutelyvile
Today CNN is chock full of stories about FL and GA. Also amusing is the headline "Astronauts stretch legs, install arm, find goo".
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[25 Jan 2005|02:14pm]
squalide
[ mood | scared ]

'Killer' owls spotted in Scotland



Killer owls which can attack dogs and deer and are threatening other wildlife have been spotted in Scotland.


The eagle owls, which can grow to 3ft tall and are not native to Scotland, have been sighted in Edinburgh, Moray and the Black Isle...
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[25 Jan 2005|08:46am]

absolutelyvile
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[25 Jan 2005|08:28am]
squalide
[ mood | cold ]

Hello!

It is 30 below at Cox, well specifically, the reception area. I think I am sick again, but this time my throat is starting to hurt, not a cough this time. If you have heard of anyone running around with a cold and they complained about a sore throat, use a board with a nail to beat them.

Thanks

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[24 Jan 2005|09:54am]

frostedmessiah
Everyone wish Adri/Squalide good luck with her ONE DAY MISSION TO COX COMMUNICATIONS!

SHE LOVES TEH COX!
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[24 Jan 2005|09:34am]

frostedmessiah
MY EARS ARE SINGING.
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